Horror Movie

Vova, Vova, Vova! A review of Putin

Putin caught a lot of critical attention right from the get-go, simply because it’s the first film made to use AI to make the actor performing the role of the main subject exactly resemble said subject. Vladimir “Vova” Putin was a sensible choice since his mien is somewhat unco and frigid, a living example of uncanny valley. Given his power and viciousness, perhaps a risky chance, too. Patryk Vega might want to avoid buildings more than two storeys high.

Seeking the syringe of youth: a review of The Substance

Demi Moore plays Elizabeth Sparkle, a fading sex bomb whose career grinds to a halt on the occasion of her fiftieth birthday. She is cruelly fired by her producer, Harvey (played to brutal, sleazy, sexist perfection by Dennis Quaid). Later that day she crashes her car, and while not seriously injured, gets checked up at the ER. A nurse, learning of her circumstances, tells her there is a drug to be had that restores youth and beauty. He hands her a card with a number.

Bold prediction: Next year will be called “2025”: a review of 2024

I didn’t do a lot of reviews this past year. Fifty three in all. It was an election year and I write mostly about politics, and I have a backlog going into 2025. Also, if I think something is rubbish, I’m very unlikely to review it. And there was a fair old bit of rubbish that came out last year.

The Joker is mild: a review of Joker: Folie à deux

Joker: Folie à deux Directed by Todd Phillips Written by Scott Silver & Todd Phillips Based on Characters by DC Comics Produced by Todd Phillips, Emma Tillinger Koskoff, Joseph Garner Starring Joaquin Phoenix Lady Gaga Brendan Gleeson Catherine Keener Zazie Beetz Steve Coogan Harry Lawtey Leigh Gill Cinematography Lawrence Sher Edited by Jeff Groth Music …

Squeezing the Juice: a review of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Directed by Tim Burton Screenplay by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar Story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, Seth Grahame-Smith Based on Characters by Michael McDowell, Larry Wilson Produced by Marc Toberoff, Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner, Tommy Harper, Tim Burton Starring Michael Keaton Winona Ryder Catherine O’Hara Justin Theroux Monica Bellucci Jenna Ortega Willem Dafoe …

Out of the belfry: a review of The Batman

Directed by Matt Reeves Written by Matt Reeves, Peter Craig Produced by Dylan Clark, Matt Reeves Starring Robert Pattinson Zoë Kravitz Paul Dano Jeffrey Wright John Turturro Peter Sarsgaard Andy Serkis Colin Farrell Cinematography Greig Fraser Edited by William Hoy, Tyler Nelson Music by Michael Giacchino Production companies Warner Bros. Pictures, DC Films, 6th & …

Fangs for the Mummeries: Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

Vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant Directed by Ariane Louis-Seize Written by Ariane Louis-Seize, Christine Doyon Produced by Jeanne-Marie Poulain, Line Sander Egede Starring Sara Montpetit Félix-Antoine Bénard Steve Laplante Sophie Cadieux Noémie O’Farrell Marie Brassard Patrick Hivon Marc Beaupré Cinematography Shawn Pavlin Edited by Stéphane Lafleur Music by Pierre-Philippe Côté Production company Art et Essai …

Not really back from the dead: a review of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire Directed by Gil Kenan Written by Gil Kenan Jason Reitman Based on Ghostbusters by Dan Aykroyd Harold Ramis Produced by Ivan Reitman[a] Jason Reitman Jason Blumenfeld Starring Paul Rudd Carrie Coon Finn Wolfhard Mckenna Grace Kumail Nanjiani Patton Oswalt Celeste O’Connor Logan Kim Bill Murray Dan Aykroyd Ernie Hudson Annie Potts William …